As an aside, I found this mesh in the chaos of Joann's going-out-of-business fake sale. (Everything marked up and only 10% off.) Still, I was happy to find what I was looking for at a brick-and-mortar the day I wanted it.
All continual digs at Joann's aside, I headed there again looking for some other fabric for this formal Appleton. I really didn't see anything I liked but I got a polka-dot knit that could have worked.
But then serendipity. I was searching for other local fabric stores (none) and found an old post from 2015 on Pattern Review. The writer mentioned a shop I used to go to (closed now) and referred to someone there who had sold fabric there. I was pretty sure she was a friend of mine, so I texted her to say I saw her referred to in that post. But get this: she still has loads of bolts left over from when she left that venture, and she invited me to come and shop her closet.
She had a lot of beautiful fabric, but none really suited me for this wedding. The closest thing was this black-and-white animal print with sparkles. What the hell, I gave it shot. It fits nicely.